Identify Woman's Motto (Inspirations From My Gal)

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When she SAYS: ~~ What she MEANS:

You want? ~~ You want.

I need ~~ I want it (Oh gosh…. T_T'').

It is nice? ~~ It is nice.

What you want to eat/drink? ~~ I’ll make the decision.

Are you sleepy? ~~ Off the light!

What time is it now? ~~Off the light!

It your decision ~~ It is obvious that you better follow my “correct” decision.

Do what you want ~~ You better don’t beg for me later/ You’ll pay for it.

We need to talk ~~ I need to complain.

Sure… go ahead ~~ I don’t wan you to.

I’ am not upset ~~ You idiot, you will know later.

I want new dress ~~ Also new accessories, blouse …etc

I’ am not yelling! ~~ Yes, I am. Pxxx off.

Get i-poot instead of i-phone

We Malaysian are damn "du lan" about not getting the new iPhone like the chao Americans.

But, lets us play this divine interactive feature before it arrive...

Aiks...the flash is removed due to change of my new design.

But, you all can visit Farting Nun Organ

Things We Wish We Never Said

Here's a list of our top gabra utterances...

1. “No lah, boy-boy, that’s not a shark. That’s a dolphin.”

2. “Of course your mother can stay with us till things get settled.”

3. “That’s great, Mr. Lucas, I’m sure people will really like that floppy-eared character with the fake Jamaican accent.”

4. “Go ahead and marry her, Dad. I’m sure Anna Nicole really loves you.”

5. “Go and watch ‘Garfield 3’? On, lah!”

6. “I’ve got it, Mr. Saddam! Let’s trick those stupid Americans into thinking we’ve got weapons of mass destruction!”

7. “Watch this! I saw that Crocodile Hunter guy do it on his show last time!”

8. “Aiyah, wen die lah! How hot can this chili be?”

9. “We must get Singaporeans to realize that having two children is enough.”

10. “I’m sorry, Ms Rowling, I don’t think kids will like your school for wizards book.”

11. “Shoot a documentary about Dr. Chee? What a cool idea!”

12. “He’s a scholar. He must be intelligent.”

13. “Get out of my elite, uncaring face.”

14. “Mee siam mai hum.”

Smoking Bus Driver In Malaysia

I AM from Johor but frequently travel from one place to another state. I often use the express buses that ply between - *Kuala Lumpur to Kota Tinggi - *Muar to Kuala Lumpur - *Johor Bahru to Kuala Lumpur

The express bus normally I took was always fully occupied with passengers, both young and old. Every time I thought I will enjoy the journey since the bus is in good condition and the air-conditioning working smoothly, then the driver "Spoils" my mood.

He was smoking while driving. Even if he had his window down, the smoke still spread and filled the bus. I really very"Du Lan" with this kind of STUPXX bus driver. I really dunno how this driver evade the law but still be allowed to drive?

What amazes me is such journeys have been marred with one or more of the following incidences: drivers speaking on the mobile phone while driving, passengers smoking in the bus (especially overnight rides), drivers taking on extra passengers at rest stops, speeding, haphazard overtaking and faulty air-conditioning.

What happen to various campaigns(Tak Nak") to get people to stop smoking?

Malaysia Boleh!